#1464

"I should have probably grabbed the luck - cause luck gives me more luck"

#1463

"Do you guys want to see me mount it too? Let me turn the camera on"

#1462

"I just aim for dicks, that's all I do now. Crotch shots for all!"

#1461

"Don't take my words and use them literally"

#1460

"Gotta suck the blob" TehMorag

#1459

"I got worms!"

#1458

"Look, I am just a cup in Morag's cupboard"

#1457

"Cmon I turned this o- Oh i didnt turn this on...."

#1456

"TBH, when they would stand up, you could see outlines of the genitals"

#1455

"Everytime you have to punish me"

#1454

"Umm... I would give it a solid 7 inches."

#1453

"That's lava! I thought it was whiskey..."

#1452

"Remember this. October 17, 2020 Banana Split time."

#1451

"Whatever the kids watch these days."

#1450

"Really need to stop exposing the backside here"

#1449

"That got bigger. Why'd I make it bigger? Why'd I make it bigger? It was fine the why it was though. Why'd I make it bigger? Why'd I be dumb?"

#1448

"I'm never letting a sponge go by again."

#1447

"I know I .. I definitely woke up and had something in my mouth when I was much younger."

#1446

"I pulled out a shell when you were grinding up against me."

#1445

"I don't know if I want to suck on Peach or barf, now..."

#1444

"I have to touch one pole then another - but I can't just run across and touch any pole"

#1443

"throw that xenoblade in my mouth"

#1441

"I'm disappointed in my mother now"

#1440

"Sometimes the underneath portion is a little soggy too. I get that, I've definitely had that in the past"

#1439

"I felt that squirt right into my face"

#1438

"shit in the shower"

#1437

"Is it coming out of her mouth? And why is it so big?"

#1436

"If you wanted the meat, that's all you had to say"

#1435

"Popskyy is Daddy?" Sevrene

#1434

"I still don't know how I feel about the ending of Bojack. I'm dead, goodbye world."

#1433

"Twitch will not ban you for shitting on your friends."

#1432

"Makes it look like I am playing the feet. I AM the feet."

#1431

"I don't need Curaga. Screw it"

#1430

"But then you get the cat, it grows up, and only wants to show you its butthole"

#1429

"This bear is a blood thirsty murderer!"

#1428

"Need to find a goo hole"

#1427

"I'm still rubbin' it out, man."

#1426

"I'll race you to the next cutscene!"

#1425

"How far can I get it out?"

#1424

"i'm asking you to do what makes you happy"

#1423

"I don't need a brain"

#1422

"You just wanna make yours look good, Shiny Boy."

#1421

"This looks way harder than it looks"

#1420

"Some people like having those open casket wedding"

#1419

"I'm going to be playing with myself on stream"

#1418

"I'm not sure what to do with that friggen' hole, man. It's hurting me."

#1417

"I'll see it when I believe it"

#1416

"I would have just full on put my hands in there and played with it"

#1415

"That's a thicc piece of art"

#1414

"Big boi is too thicc"

#1413

"Let the monthly mating begin!"

#1412

"I think we need to make a kitty farm"

#1411

"These boots are riding me raw!"

#1410

"I got the key, bitch!"

#1409

"Oil is so good now"

#1408

"I'm pretty sure there's a market for baby leather"

#1407

"I just want the meat, not the sauce with it"

#1406

"Look at the nips on that one."

#1405

"I can't tell anymore; I don't know what's real!"

#1404

"Can we hug the dead dolphin? Lets try hugging the dead dolphin"

#1403

"I think we need to find a way behind the dragon first before we try naked hugging it"

#1402

"Is that what it sounds like when I vibrate?"

#1401

"I literally cannot get it out, can I?"

#1400

"I'm not a trained monkey, I'm an obedient monkey." Morag 2019

#1399

"Give them like, 2, 3 seconds, before... death."

#1398

" !quote add "Every time you Prime sub to me, you're stealing Papa Bezo's money.""

#1397

Every time you Prime sub to me, you're stealing Papa Bezo's money

#1396

"Gotta doink off the balls."

#1395

"Get in the hole!"

#1394

"Hawt Dog. Lets Ankle!"

#1393

"Who's penis is that big?"

#1392

"No licking necessary to beat this level."

#1391

"I'm not normal, I'm easy!"

#1390

"I like that I can keep pushing harder on it."

#1389

"Big Boober, Big Boober, I mean Big Duder."

#1388

"If there's one thing that messes me up"

#1387

"Oh! Oh! Where's the balls gone?! I gotta find the balls!"

#1386

"I definitely had some, uh, very interesting smells coming out of me, in the terms of my farts smelled like BeanBoozled beans."

#1385

"Oh, did it not go in? Oh I didn't get it in."

#1384

"I'm not thinking about the actual act of pooping; I'm just thinking about, like, a work-safe version of someone sitting on a toilet and you just see them in their grunting face, like nothing else."

#1383

"Maybe I was just having issues with what it looked like because of the size of it."

#1382

"Final Phantasy Star Online"

#1381

"I'm ready to just throw it on your junk"

#1380

"Getting mobs so hard right now"

#1379

"If you collect Go, pass 200"

#1378

"I just love chapman's cream in my mouth"

#1377

"Get some bitcheessss!"

#1376

"Smell up and smell the roses"

#1375

"This is fine"

#1374

"I need to pull out and push in."

#1373

had them since you were 20

#1372

"I need to turn some of that lube into goodies I think"

#1371

"I've never done modded Teraria" =tehMorag

#1370

"this is gonna get weird..i'm gonna make this weird."

#1369

"I am super epic! "

#1368

"Who has 2 eyeballs? - tehMorag"

#1367

"CHOCOLATE ASS CREAM"

#1366

"He can take it"

#1365

"Camgirls should link to their parents rooSip I want to support the creator of the content."

#1364

"Gambling is a gaming addiction."

#1363

"Those are some strong sticks"

#1362

"I did go really hard into the mic there"

#1361

"I have a nice, dick"

#1360

"This is our NyQuil bed. Actually, I don't want this bed, it looks like someone died in it."

#1359

"goose. grose*. gross**"

#1358

"I'd use that in a heartboot"

#1357

"Lenny, PLEASE!"

#1356

"Just to push the narrative forward more. Add the word "dick" in there somewhere"

#1355

"Dick is a business man"

#1354

"i wanna censor female nipples with male nipples"

#1353

"What are these black balls?"

#1352

"Taking more money from Papa Bezos"

#1351

"What was the game that had a ton of text in it?"

#1350

"I shut down a high school panty ring today."

#1349

"Pull it! Twist it! Flick it!"

#1348

"It's ME! Drink me! Drink me! Drink me!"

#1347

"I'm a bad person"

#1346

"I don't want to see new stuff"

#1345

"AwwhFNAAAWWWWWW"

#1344

"FOR A SMALL, MONTHLY PAYMENT OF $4.99, YOU TOO CAN SCREAM LIKE BILLY MAYS IN THIS CHAT tehW " Azuregore

#1343

"I have four skin!"

#1342

"Son of a bitch. Get Dead!"

#1341

"I'm not crazy chat, I swear it!!"

#1340

"I have been told tehO looks like a vagina."

#1339

"Are they not ready to be touched yet? Can I not pull them out yet?"

#1338

"Just give it some time, you might see some stuff that might be worked in the future."

#1337

"Get in the hole!"

#1336

"Soaryn, how hard is it to not touch a geyser?"

#1335

"I'm a ninja, but I'm not a spy ninja; I'm a kill ninja! let me kill!"

#1334

"I know I keep getting woken up during the day. This is why I have had problems sleeping lately."

#1333

"The way people train their dogs is a strong correlation to did they kill themselves?"

#1332

"How do I explain this without saying it's a penis?"

#1331

"What is this? Manually pressing buttons? I think we're playing the wrong game here."

#1330

"I was wondering what that empty hole was for."

#1329

"I didn't know wieners could get that big!"

#1328

"I never said lasagna was a soup! I said the sauce in the lasagna is like a soup! If you just have the sauce by itself it's a frickin soup!"

#1327

"Ok chat, I gotta take the belt off. Gotta undo the pants a little bit. Uhh there we go ..."

#1326

"She's showing her shinnies off!"

#1325

"Look at how T H I C C this tech tree is!"

#1324

"I'm clicking the shit out of my shit."

#1323

"Chat, there's a lot of effort put into this game."

#1322

"I'm saying it's a freakin' peaceful game. I puts me in a state of calm."

#1321

"I can go both ways" Morag 2018

#1320

"What do you call that thing? That thingy?" (He says as he wiggles his finger back and forth Kappa ) -tehMorag

#1319

"The lag killed me"

#1318

"You need to pleasure the controller morag"

#1317

"I am going to hurt you later, so hard"

#1316

"Show us your balls!"

#1315

"Stormclaws are easy"

#1314

"A meaty explosion in my mouth, it's like cream cheese! Ahhhh!"

#1313

" ... it could be like a penis in there."

#1312

"If you don't know how to deal with high school, you won't enjoy life"

#1311

"It's coming chat; it's coming so hard!"

#1310

"I don't care what it is. I will just stick it in my mouth."

#1309

"I think he's naked underneath that"

#1308

"Call me crazy, I actually like the new UI": Game crashes -tehMorag

#1307

"Chat, get rid of the Garys, I don't want them."

#1306

"It's just that the ridges feel really weird along the tongue."

#1305

"Actually, I didn't get canker's from these."

#1304

"Maybe I'll sleep with it one night and make a mess of it. Anything could happen with pizza!"

#1303

"I so wanted to sneak a banana in there"

#1302

"Butt cracks in their boobies"

#1301

"Boobies expires in 57 min"

#1300

"I learned my lesson! No I didn't. I'm gonna do it again later."

#1299

"I know it said liquid but I want it to poop out not liquid. I want it to poop out the solids."

#1298

"Don't buy bits through the Twitch Mobile app!"

#1297

"Doesn't play games for the graphics NotLikeThis Has shaders which lower his FPS NotLikeThis Says he plays on PC for FPS NotLikeThis "

#1296

"I don't have any lube"

#1295

"There's a little bat orgy in the corner there."

#1294

Automatic lubricator! Oh hey the thing you don't put your dick in, this would hurt. You don't want that - tehMorag

#1293

"So I want that glowstone. We gonna take the glowstone" tehGRUMP -tehMorag

#1292

"is so big ditto, so big"

#1291

"Mid-Transitions"

#1290

"Intimidation is the best form of flattery"

#1289

"Easiest way to satisfy is to play with yourself."

#1288

"They didn't really go with the exploration side of things. They really want you to be... exploring."

#1287

"I need access to the thickest hardest wood"

#1286

"How many fish do you know can go mouth to foot?"

#1285

"We started putting stuff on our bottom area here."

#1284

"I could pet that with my tongue. I could tease that with my teeth. And then I'd bite down."

#1283

"I forgot to equip the Duck!"

#1282

"You know if someone wants me to quack I'll quack for them"

#1281

"I'm pretty sure we're going to be putting this shaft in the right hole that's gonna fit."

#1280

"Oh! I can screw the ram!"

#1279

"That is not the right hole for the D"

#1278

"I'd put my finger in that."

#1277

"They're a lot more hard than they look"

#1276

"LINK's banana was trying to hit me."

#1275

"But you know, if you're, like, a little more inebriated, trust me. You're less likely to say no. OH MY GOD, I NEED TO STOP TALKING."

#1274

"kasper just wants those chipoltle farts"

#1273

"Dress Me"

#1272

"Woooaaaoow"

#1271

"You don't have to look closely to see how shit that looks."

#1270

"Have you not seen a cat eat shit?"

#1269

"Any tighter and you'd see his butthole"

#1268

"So much has happened on this channel!"

#1267

"There's noting in peepee."

#1266

"Chat, we're going to Subway!"

#1265

"We could have killed the pupper."

#1264

"Bitch, please. It's speculation."

#1263

https://clips.twitch.tv/CautiousCheerfulSalmonNotLikeThis

#1262

"Was there shit in the sky there? I think there was shit in the sky."

#1261

"Oh God, now I've officially tainted my whole thing."

#1260

"I want to extract shit, man. I want to extract shit"

#1259

"I was playing with my new vibrator"

#1258

"Today is really showing how uneducated I am."

#1257

"We have solved jack-all."

#1256

"Ohhh, these bananas are still hard. This is good. I was a little worried!"

#1255

"Who will be holding on to the magical whip?"

#1254

"If you want some of my meat, all you have to do is just come and get it yourself."

#1253

"Too big for his bitches"

#1252

"Morag's rim rolling technique is horrid"

#1251

"Morag is a dirty Traitor"

#1250

"I like this mug"

#1249

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

#1248

" I'll go with the spiky dildo"

#1247

"I haven't played vanilla in super duper long. When I say vanilla, I mean there will be some mods"

#1246

"I got the Dildo dead"

#1245

"I got the dildo"

#1244

"Screw you Selvan. I'm gonna pee in your cereal later!"

#1243

"Oh God, is that a flaming chicken? Why is that chicken on fire?!"

#1242

"Don't mind the vulgarities that come out of my mouth sometimes. They're just more exclamatories about me being a bad person. They're all about me being a bad person. Oh god mmm---"

#1241

"I'm a sexy hot person here to sell sexy hotness to you"

#1240

"The bottom tip maybe"

#1239

"Breath of the Attack on Colossus: Automata. Remixed HD edition. For the Xbox 1080."

#1238

"Cows, they got them too. Those are like long giant large nipples."

#1237

"Sexually objectify someone. That's going to be starting on the nineteenth."

#1236

"My horse is vegetarian"

#1235

"Soaryn, you have a coke addiction, right?"

#1234

"I'm just like, are your pants down? Is that your dick hanging out right now? Is that what you want me to be looking at, by this handshake? Is it just me, like, grabbing your dick and just giving it a good old jerk for you?"

#1233

"Whoops..."

#1232

"If I could have a second daddy, that volcano monster would be my daddy."

#1231

"my wrist remembers this from last night...oh boy"

#1230

"Fine then! If you don't want me to go down the hole I won't go in the hole then." tehD

#1229

"What's that hole down there?" tehW

#1228

"That supposed be transparent and poop"

#1227

"There has to be a more reliable way to get into that hole"

#1226

"Man my hand is mega cramping already...wow!"

#1225

"oh! baby! yes! yes! ooh!"

#1224

This game is mainly about crafting, so it clearly is about 67% minecraft. It has some monsters, so about 12% pokemon, While they are cuddly, they aren't friendly, so about 7% dark souls. The final 14% belongs to FF14 because the weapon decides your class in this. tehW -Andrew1115

#1223

"We're milking the many nipples across his body."

#1222

"You're mine, fruit"

#1221

"Oh my fruitin'-tootin' fruits!"

#1220

"He was going to ride the planet! Like it was his baby."

#1219

"I am too far down in this wrong hole."

#1218

"That guy is sooo big man, sooo big"

#1217

"Thats a big one too holy s***"

#1216

"Woah! That went out way further than I expected....that was scary!"

#1215

"Oh my, the male ones look so much bigger"

#1214

"Ummm...did it just one eat that thing tehA "

#1213

"I gotta know whats down in the hole tehD "

#1212

"Found a hole!...Two holes!"

#1211

!supermuddr ANIME IS REAL cirMiku , 160p Buffer sucks i blame loink, Catgirls4lyf cirNilla - I_Like_To_Ditto

#1210

"wow thanks for going in the hole"

#1209

"omg you have you head on your head"

#1208

"you shit out free food, id eat that any day"

#1207

"#HeHot"

#1206

"There is something wrong here."

#1205

"I want the catgirls back!"

#1204

"Jackhole and Butthole, father son duo"

#1203

"That is our choice, to jiggle or not to jiggle!"

#1202

"I think this needs more investigation later ..."

#1201

"Man I forgot how much water you go through in this. You go through sooo much!"

#1200

"We got sploded on...but that's okay."

#1199

"Why are you chewing on a pig?"

#1198

"We're just gonna plug it in see what happens"

#1197

"Oh my god we hit every single hole" Kappa

#1196

"WHAT IS THAT BLOCK!? Oh it's just a large white square."

#1195

"If I can shove the lube down the backside"

#1194

"Oh wait wait wait wait.. I need Lube".

#1193

"I need lube"

#1192

"I need water, Mmmmmmmm"

#1191

"well chat I did it all by hand. I'm a big boy"

#1190

"I'm actually almost fully saturated"-tehMorag

#1189

"I kinda just plopped my load all over the place here"

#1188

"can i race to see who pulls out first"

#1187

"Can I get to third base with this pole?"

#1186

"There is nothing big"

#1185

"the key word is...nipplebutt...if you say that then you know everything will be a-okay."

#1184

"I need a gate. That's a gate" looks at ladder. -tehMorag

#1183

"I hate labels" 2 seconds later. "I'll label all the things!"

#1182

"I dropped my ducky I need my ducky"

#1181

"what if I like putting rubber ducks on my body?"

#1180

"Is teacup a metaphor for dick?"

#1179

"Speckled"

#1178

"I'm sorry what?"

#1177

"I might have a coke problem"

#1176

"Which means he is his own daddy."

#1175

"I turn on the camera when there's money involved."

#1174

"This is like play chess in a tar pit up to your eyeballs. I'd rather play Dragon Age Origins on PC"

#1173

"Learn to Farking Asian man"

#1172

made chicken fired rice

#1171

"I am definitely not awake right now."

#1170

Your blade, it did not cut deep enough. -I_Like_To_Ditto

#1169

"After stream I think I'm going to go rub it out in the shower"

#1168

"The Jallappeno"

#1167

"yum tehR "

#1166

"I will show you my duck right here on Twitch.tv"

#1165

"Today's just been a... day I don't know. Just been sleeping all day, I don't like it. Granted I sleep all day, all the time." tehMorag 2017

#1164

"The value of human intelligence is driven a lot more by plasticity than efficiency"

#1163

"We found Satan in the chat."

#1162

"just the tip"

#1161

"That's the furthest I've got the stick up"

#1160

"St. Jude: Now saving both kids and Morags tehW "

#1159

"The suck police"

#1158

"You lead, and I'll adjust to you"

#1157

"Why do they call him the naked man? I don't get it, he HAS clothes on."

#1155

"Go inside of it. Go into the blubber holes!"

#1154

"Fast travel to go blowing!" tehM -tehMorag

#1153

"I don't need to make you feel insufficient when I'm already so fabulous - Andrew1115

#1152

"No one has added a quote since 1150?" FeelsBadMan - Bomburst

#1151

"I want my yaoi party."

#1150

"Time to send some dick pics!"

#1149

"vod = voice operated dicks"

#1148

"He's definitely an adult diaper fetish type of guy."

#1147

an ink squidded all over me

#1146

"Don't you hate it when you just randomly become exposed?"

#1145

"I love you! Have my babies! I have a toolkit!"

#1144

"So first half-hour of Mario Odyssey, we learned to mug people."

#1143

"I just evaporated Phillip's mother."

#1142

If your under 16... Hide this from your parents - TehMorag

#1141

Everybody has a little yaoi in their life

#1140

"what we need is Emergency Bush ™. use it for everything, peeing wherever you want, sneaking, stalking, doing stealth kills, or decoration!"

#1139

"She died by small, little shitters killing her."

#1138

"You can't make me get down off my pole."

#1137

"I want to jump on their heads I'm not Mario though!"

#1136

"you can't talk to me about being sexual. I believe my first encounter with you involved nipple grabbing. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR"

#1135

"I want to touch you, fairies, please come closer"

#1134

"I only had penis on the mind, maybe" tehMorag

#1133

And Michi was talking about blowing! -TehMorag

#1132

"I can not do blue yet"

#1131

"Poop at me! Poop harder!" tehOW

#1130

"I'm trying to kill these three guys right now. That's my main goal. If I could kill this guy too I'd be really happy"

#1129

"Saharalioness, your streak isn't long to smash"

#1128

"Yes, you made my nipples very hot."

#1127

"Mushrooms don't spit juice!"

#1126

"Also, I don't think pubic hair belongs on pizza, though"

#1125

animle -tehMorag

#1124

"I never did get a nubbin form this guy."

#1123

"I heard titty swingers"

#1122

"I was just gonna call them 'titty spinners' "

#1121

"Whoa! Don't get greedy! I was only asking for one million!"

#1120

"Mugs make your vagina tighter and/or your penis longer Kappa "

#1119

"Host! Thanks for the spoon, man!"

#1118

"I trust you chat, I trust you're going to make the best build ever."

#1117

"Serolar: Are cups awesome? tehCUP " "umbraBot: serolar, "I have my doubts.""

#1116

"There's no wrong way to use a weiner"

#1115

"Wait, do you not have a second hole yet?"

#1114

"Quick, mods! Have a mod battle!"

#1113

"Your entire inventory is a trash can."

#1112

tehQ I can't take this chat any more! MugFree There's mugs amongst us all! MugFree It's the Aborkalipse GabeBork I tell you! It's every woman and man for themselves! Quick chat grab a !muddr and hide! - LINK7778

#1111

"I wish I had Satan's toe in my mouth all the time."

#1110

"You don't want to walk into your own fart."

#1109

"The suns not up? That's the best time to go streakin'!"

#1108

"Lets go to hell, chat!"

#1107

"Is this only 39? Don't. Tell. Anyone."

#1106

"I'm gonna be old when I'm dead."

#1105

"Why am I sucking chickens? Because they enjoy it."

#1104

"Why can't I suck as hard anymore?"

#1103

"Oh, My, Goodness, What is that top she's wearing?"

#1102

"No cups. Mugs! No mugs."

#1101

"I'll take shots for every sub that happens."

#1100

"I'm usually on from 6AM to midnight."

#1099

"Oh no, please don't apply pineapple to the butt"

#1098

"I create mug hate to incite mug sales."

#1097

"I was playing so well chat, then I started sucking. What happened?"

#1096

"Who needs nut's and bolt's?"

#1095

"Oh, well that went right down the hole"

#1094

"We've got some people to extinguish!"

#1093

"I'm not a bully if I'm destroying them ... I'm a murderer!"

#1092

"This teddy bear looks too teddy-ish."

#1091

"The types of meat I eat are chicken, pork when it's on sale. Lot's and lot's of chicken, and eggs." tehMorag 2017

#1090

"enough about measuring male body parts"

#1089

"I'm not actually an asshole. I'm a cynical asshole."

#1088

"I saw sounds!"

#1087

"We can't win without doing the Dog's Bottom twice"

#1086

"Huh. I did hear a splooshing once, didn't I?"

#1085

"morag your channel is meat for nerds" SolarGraysid

#1084

"Crystal, crystal, come to me. I need you so I can pee."

#1083

"The government is a big giant dick. We're trying to battle it."

#1082

"...and vibration because I put my controller near my crotch!"

#1081

"No more green things! Damn green things, they're going to be a nightmare."

#1080

"chat is never right. Ever. Ever ever ever ever. NEVER. NEVER EVER RIGHT."

#1079

"A shit-post is supposed to be half-intelligent."

#1078

"Everyone is waiting for tehPoop to get going."

#1077

"Her hair is a bird."

#1076

"No! Stop going in the hole! You break everything!"

#1075

"Is that what it is, when you taste vomit when you throw up?"

#1074

"I'm gonna rip the Generation X out of him. He won't know what hit him!"

#1073

"You're a hype cheetah. Be ferocious!"

#1072

"We're petting it with a rock through the door. This is how petting zoos work, right?"

#1071

"I'm trying to have a silly conversation, and you're being silly, so you're at the fault here."

#1070

"Ice is melted water"

#1069

"We're just shoving them up our.... bag!"

#1068

"!muddr"

#1067

"Tastes like.. bathing screen."

#1066

"Hey, why don't you come inside for now?"

#1065

"From here on out, I'm going to be calling worms dirt penises"

#1064

"Hey! I will shit on you."

#1063

"I'm gonna piss on you."

#1062

"If you see me with a mug, it's MOST LIKELY Photoshopped."

#1061

"You caught me with meat in my mouth, man."

#1060

"if it aint illegal its not worth to worry about" DeadOmega:

#1059

"Adieualala"

#1058

"How pregnant do I feel? not very pregnant, actually."

#1057

oh thats a sun

#1056

Eating a baby would be eating left over poop on the baby's body DansGame

#1055

"fap on, fap off -- the fapper"

#1054

"What is this white stuff all over this place?"

#1053

"I'll just grow some yeast" tehMorag

#1052

"Kids these days, man, not willing to look at a dead body."

#1051

"Uhhhhh, shit pickles."

#1050

"I stream 68 hours every single day"

#1049

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Is that a sex metaphor?"

#1048

"No! Not the Giraffe!"

#1047

"what's up there, phallic thing?"

#1046

"What happened in that Sauna?!"

#1045

"I like black -5. That's my favourite shade of black in the black rainbow."

#1044

"I was literally blind, and you still cut my balls off."

#1043

"I can show you my cookies!"

#1042

"We are now a pg13 stream"

#1041

"Can we make a spreadsheet on the collec- NO."

#1040

"Come to me, my baby"

#1039

"Here, I'll put my cursor on top of your cursor. There, now our cursors are touching."

#1038

"I like how it has a poop meter on the side"

#1037

"How do you make people stop farting?"

#1036

"Now we get to watch Therapill poop"

#1035

"do it fast, do it big"

#1034

"A human is an invertebrate"

#1033

"I can't get it up!"

#1032

"I can't get it up!"

#1031

"yeah pedos!"

#1030

"So I gotta hit the little ding-a-ling in his mouth, right?"

#1029

"We got some hardcore jiggling"

#1028

"I think I'm in the wrong hole here chat.."

#1027

this game made me hate gold - Dreadfoul

#1026

"I must have inserted something that should not have been inserted."

#1025

"Look at all those viewbots, beautiful! I'm gonna get banned."

#1024

"I glanced over at morags stream, and thought I saw a giant low resolution penis"

#1023

"How deep are these holes?"

#1022

"Man, if I could piss in my mouth..."

#1021

"So now I'm going to go kill my little brother, and EVERYTHING will be fine!"

#1020

it just slid right in

#1019

"You can see some of my white goo sticking through"

#1018

"My white goo is everywhere; I spread it."

#1017

"Okay. Nope. Oh my nope! Oh my nope!"

#1016

"It's so wet"

#1015

"Am I good? ... Infected ... Cool."

#1014

"yet"

#1013

"I don't need no spreadsheets."

#1012

Wait I got a fish? I can use it as a boomerang! - tehMorag

#1011

"Oh God, donut fingers!"

#1010

"I want in your tummy"

#1009

"It's a penis!"

#1008

"I wish I could look straight down."

#1007

"spikey balls are weird and they suck that way"

#1006

"I have no idea how I'm going to fit 2 in there"

#1005

Uh oh... Ive pulled too much off!

#1004

"We've made Tetris our bitch."

#1003

"I need to leave the castle, I don't know how to play tetris yet."

#1002

"We have to separate the whites from the blacks"

#1001

"If you think hard enough, you can make it bigger. Then you can REALLY please chat."

#1000

"Ohhhhh noooooo, this is mean."

#999

"What will quote 1000 be? I don't know, whatever comes out of my mouth."

#998

"I would stream a colonoscopy as a sub goal"

#997

"Oh shit me oh my God, ahh! Heal me!"

#996

i would "pew pew" at anyone

#995

"I hate this game so much."

#994

"I will see it when I believe it"

#993

"I don't know why but I wanna call these people Ethel & Kinky."

#992

"I love guys tehA "

#991

"Your pupper is a palindrome?"

#990

"That is the weirdest looking flying slug vulture thing ever."

#989

"Just because you like pineapple on your pizza, I'm gonna kill you."

#988

"That's where we shove it!"

#987

"there, maybe, better, bad, a little bit better, there we g- oh god!"

#986

Are you pooping your pants?

#985

"That's exactly what we need, we need five of them. Four of them. Three of them, we need three."

#984

if i had a nice big rack

#983

"I sense a penis being drawn here."

#982

"Ohhh, just slip it in! slip it right in there!"

#981

"Honestly, firm bananas make me gag"

#980

"I don't like soft bananas, they have to be firm."

#979

"But his sword was in his face!"

#978

"I'm not gonna die"

#977

"We're like a hoover vacuum here" While smashing a giant spaceship into a planet repeatedly in order to destroy the land.

#976

"Air, earth, wind, and water."

#975

"I was just better off ramming her.."

#973

"gotta make sure i dont... SHIT!"

#972

Why is she still down there?

#971

"Get out of...here...buddy!"

#970

"Enjoy your gout!"

#969

"I need to figure out how to spell something"

#968

"I will lick you, damnit! don't make me..."

#967

"Oh god, what did I do to my snek?"

#966

"They're pretty limp... unless, they're extremely hard."

#965

"Have you ever held a snake? They're pretty limp... unless they're hard."

#964

"there is an entrance hiding in the back" tehMorag

#963

"31 JellyBeans does indeed fit in my mouth."

#962

"Sniped" tehMorag 2017

#961

"Hey, that's some nice nuts there."

#960

"I HATE CAMERAAAA!"

#959

"That's actually how I started out, by double ramming"

#958

"Beware of the white sticky stranger danger stuff."

#957

"I don't want your nasty cookies"

#956

"The broadcaster just people watches as the chat bites at each others asses."

#955

Squirbly

#954

"I love old man" LINK7778

#953

"I need faster casting internet"

#952

"Do you pee or shit out a smoothie?" LJCreeper87:

#951

I am not going to die to my own shield. *dies to enemy 5 seconds later*

#950

"GET PAID TO FART ALL DAY IN A CAVE. APPLY TODAY"

#949

!addwuote -SeeDRank_A 2017

#948

" I wanna kill you shaman! "

#947

"Can I suck it in through the wall? Oh I sucked it in through the wall. Excellent!"

#946

"damn, man! black balls everywhere!"

#945

"oh god, he's getting harder"

#944

"I'll pray for ya, then I'm gonna steal your shit."

#943

"Hey man, back doors are a quick access"

#942

"Impa, let me touch your ball."

#941

"god damnit, mathew, you sent me on the wrong juice case!"

#940

"I haven't looked at anything to do with the game, except for a couple of videos"

#939

"I'm actually really happy that the balls are really close"

#938

"I know you wanna crash on me, so I can... Oh, Interesting" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#937

"I mean, puppers could be pigeons, I guess tehW "

#936

"Aww. My ball dropped."

#935

"I'm more worried about having blood cut off to the good parts of my jean area"

#934

" Suck it up.....ohhhhh! Almost had it in there! "

#933

"Praise the shield!"

#932

"Hit em between the eyes then mount 'em"

#931

"Surprisingly, I am playing with my penis right now."

#930

"Definitely have to come up from behind"

#929

"Give me your seed."

#928

"No nice way to just wedge it in there?"

#927

"God damnit, Maple..."

#926

"His face is screwed onto his head"

#925

"Simen? S-Semen? Simon. I bet it's gonna be Simon."

#924

"Oh my frickle fracks, are you serial?!"

#923

"You just took a mouthful of flower right there."

#922

"Chocobos, plz!"

#921

"Is that what a goat does is bleep?"

#920

Dibs on friend spot with morag. -Andrew1115

#919

" That must of been the missing ingreenymint. "

#918

"As long as I'm not pooing on my hands, I'm happy."

#917

Shreds like a mo-fo.

#916

"Anyone who has played with their (Nintendo) Switch is DED TO ME!"

#915

"Weeha! Wait, what the hell is weeha?"

#914

"Are phones ever going to be able to fold up?"

#913

"I enslave all of my fairies fairly"

#912

"My head is ready to pop with every single room that I go into"

#911

"I WILL BE FOREVER YOUNG!"

#910

"I do not like the shield eating pancakes"

#909

"...when I start breaking pot, I really feel relieved..." https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingFuriousZucchiniTF2John

#908

"I hope everything is just going to work"

#907

"It's something about the internet, and it's good!"

#906

"I hate this game."

#905

"Thanks Link! You are the hero of Hyrule! .....seizures!"

#904

"Oh hey, the candle, like in Isaac."

#903

"Oh, hey nice party you guys are having up here. It would be a shame if someone came up here and STABBED YOU ALL!"

#902

"I hear you dargon."

#901

"I am not a sun, but I am not a blueberry either."

#900

"This game is dumb. This game is dumb, man."

#899

"I can't get through the hole sometimes, man"

#898

"now before I shove that in there, I need to put one right here, so I can link in and then push it down."

#897

"We should go on the street and find some pixie dust, let's do it."

#896

"I don't know what that thing is, but I want it!"

#895

" theres one downloadl button tha- OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHHHHHHH "

#894

" mmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMM!M!MMMMM!MMMMmmmmmm...... "

#893

"Your making me want to swallow...I would swallow... it feels good to swallow" tehmorag 2/20/17

#892

"I lost a heart. It lost its life."

#891

"Can I go inside of you now?"

#890

"What can't I make shit happen? All I can do is squeak."

#889

"Can I shoot shit at his face?"

#888

"Getting my sword stuck in her was actually working"

#887

"screw you, sun of doom!"

#886

"They all look the same to me"

#885

"I'm going to eat a small piece of paper every time morag dies. But if you do that we are gonna have to open you up in a... paper mill!

#884

If Tiger and Morag joined forces, could do a Nerd Crew Sub Tub rooKek - Therapill

#883

"white stuff all over the face"

#882

"When I see white stuff, the Lewd side takes over"

#881

"Why do you have a hole in you now?"

#880

"Can I dig shit up in here? Oooh yeah!"

#879

"I need more Muggies man"

#878

Red Potions are needed to get stoned"

#877

"don't use google's definitions. They use conventional terms - wikipedia gives more scientific definitions" officialUNLOCKED

#876

"You listened to me instead, Biggest mistake EVERRRR."

#875

"You just wanna suck on my face, don't you? I see how it is now."

#874

"A cup can be a mug"

#872

Nice sub timing https://clips.twitch.tv/tehmorag/DifferentReindeerArsonNoSexy

#871

"Why does this taste like perfume?!"

#870

"Do I have to stick my sword in his butt?"

#869

"As long as I'm attacking, I don't die." morag dies "I take that back, so long as I'm NOT just attacking, I won't die."

#868

"This game is dumb"

#867

"tehBot: Stream has been live for -1h:-2m:-20s."

#866

"Jabugabugabugaba!!!!"

#864

"Why can't I hit you?"

#863

"This game needs to die in a hole."

#862

"I am dead right now. I am dead inside."

#861

"It's not a cheese strat!" 5 Minutes later. "So you think we can cheese strat him as well? I mean..."

#860

"I didn't expect it to be so big"

#859

"I touched your ear holes with donuts."

#858

"Loli's are cute" tehMorag 2017

#857

"Quick! Everyone strip down, it's a naked party!"

#856

"Porn might be your calling in life Tritoso, porn might be for you."

#855

"Nokia with the N-Gage was onto something" tehMorag

#854

I gotta twerk at the trees to get the wood up.

#853

"Why do enemies have to dodge! Run into my sword!"

#852

"Can you hump grass? Hmmm. Good point!" Proceeds to hump grass. -tehMorag

#851

"I can just eat and twerk at the same time"

#850

"Why is there bananas on the ground?!"

#849

"I like the white balls, they make it look even more full"

#848

"Man, Next charity stream this is what we're playing." tehMorag (talking about Vertiginous Golf)

#847

"If that can sit, right there, I will be very happy. OH SHIT MEEEEEE!" tehMorag

#846

"I'm going to kill everything" tehMorag

#845

"It's so deep that we need a light to see all the way to the other side."

#844

"But you didn't put the D in your face."

#843

"That's not the hole I was in. That's a brand new hole."

#842

"The real drug of the world ... tea."

#841

"Detachable Pocket Nipples"

#840

"That is not a plant we want. That will make your balls itch. And that's not a good thing."

#839

" No *** for you, SeeD. "

#838

"I don't need to save at this point, I know I'm not going to die"

#837

"Star Ocean was 1D" tehMorag

#836

"Pepto will cause my poops to look weird. My poops already look weird. More information for you ... At least they're going to be weird, burning poops now ... HOT HOT FIRE YEEEAAHHHH"

#835

"We've got one good set of lights and two half-dead sets. CHRISTMAS!"

#834

"Holy double shits supreme."

#833

"I should lick that Raichu."

#832

"I'll do nudes at one million Twitter followers."

#831

"You can rub them any way you want!"

#830

"Morag, the Grumpy-type Pokemon that will sit there and eat all of your candy. if you poke him too much, he might bite."

#829

"Good Andrew, good. Feel dirty. Go take a nice hot shower and just scrub the dirt right off cause ... you're dirty now. Go take that shower."

#828

"A ball shop? I can go buy some balls, if I didn't have enough already."

#827

"Listen to the rubbing"

#826

"Let's get some more rub on the nub here."

#825

"I feel like an actual dog"

#824

"Don't you wish your mom was a Miltank like me?"

#823

Right.... I can just lick this to death.

#822

"This headset is not as deep"

#821

"If I had a plushie, I'd be racing it right now."

#820

"Thank god a cat accepted me in its life. At least something did."

#819

"Wires suck."

#818

"Partikipate, uh Participate"

#817

"Oral breeding? So that's what tongues are for."

#816

"I got another level, this is not good. This is definitely not good. Not good."

#815

"Even the most harmless white lies can be annoying if repeated often enough."

#814

"Did I cream my pants? I did a lot more than cream my pants."- tehMorag

#813

"Uuh, uuuuuh .... uuuuuuuuuh! I need to go clean my pants, cause I love when they find a way to do that in games. I just love it man."

#812

I HATE TIME GATED CONTENT!

#810

I hear the cats in my head

#809

"its still a Mud SwiftRage MugFree "

#808

"Everyone in here is a shitposter."

#807

" Kreygasm Caaannddyyy Caaaaaanndyyyyyyy "

#806

~Dalton music starts playing~ "Oh nooo"

#805

!delcom mm

#804

"There is a medium or small in the bottom"

#803

"I had already let go of my ball!" tehmorag

#802

"I wouldn't eat ramen for a month to eat this game"

#801

"Chocolina is so much better than you, Andrew, don't even say anything else"

#800

tehBot WINS! https://clips.twitch.tv/tehmorag/QuaintPigeonTriHard

#799

"pleaseletmegetoutofchibiform, pleaseletmegetoutofchibiform, pleaseletmegetoutofchibiform, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease"

#798

"Chocolina is my waifu."

#797

"I love you, Chocolatte! Have my babiiiiiies!"

#796

"I have a dead person in my chat."

#795

"I want to say Bob Green, but it's not Bob Green"

#794

"That goes beyond devlism!!"

#793

I hated this song when i first got to this level, I was just like " This ♪♫ doesnt make ANY sense! "ㅤ

#792

"Die Chocobo die!" tehMorag

#791

No, i haven't ran into any issues so fa-AAAWAAAAAOHHH!!! That was close!

#790

"All these buttons are still doing these buttons"

#789

"Purple, pinky, yellow Muks. Yes, I know there's no pink or purple in them."

#788

"That's not ice cream. That's definitely not ice cream. You lie to me."

#787

Nonononononononono

#786

Should we touch it?

#785

"Make sure to shit-tag me when you talk."

#784

"Oh shit, he has his thingy out doesn't he?"

#783

"You're an evil bird man"

#782

"That's a nipple."

#781

Spew them seeds, Kitty.

#780

I am sooo happy my Rod of Wisdom is better than your Rod of Wisdom.

#779

"I usually end up keeping my face off during cutscenes."

#778

"I'll swim to the Moon, man."

#777

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliqueNurturingBobaArgieB8

#776

"You want to see me put all this meat in my mouth?"

#775

"Theres so much meat!"

#774

"My brain outlived my mouth."

#773

"Death is not a number. DansGame "

#772

"Let's put my hand into this hole. I think I found the spot!"

#771

"This one has numbers on it! It has to be good, then."

#770

"Son of a poop!!!"

#769

"I'll take this dagger and put it where the sun don't shine for you."

#768

"He's tickling that ball with the bell he has there."

#767

"I'm naked! With a tail thing!"

#766

"I dont think you can make that sword any bigger...it is pretty big"

#765

"Is he going to be able to cast magic to make it Bigger? I mean make it stronger..."

#764

"I'm not supposed to fight the things I name!"

#763

"Ruby, get the frickle movel!"

#762

"so many fine dishes"

#761

"We're going crazy, we're dancing with our fingertips right now! This is perfect!"

#760

"Oh, and she's inside of him. Okay."

#759

"Can I go In-In?"

#758

"And now I'm shoving meat into my... facehole."

#757

"That is not folded up meat, man. You gotta fold that meat!"

#756

"I'm a cheap ass man."

#755

"He's gonna poop in your cereal."

#754

"I'm officially number two now."

#753

"Don't worry, I'm just consuming some flesh right now."

#752

"Yat0's trying to... vibrate me."

#751

"It is... Saturday. No, it isn't Saturday. It's Tuesday."

#750

"This whole time, I thought he (Kiros) was naked."

#749

"We eat the stuff that we made in the shit."

#748

"Hojo just wants to help, man."

#747

"regen is pretty OP" tehMorag

#746

"That's what I did SongOdin! I didn't mighty guard, I didn't haste. We don't need Regen."

#745

"Give me a sip of that jukebox"

#744

"Get those cups in the month!"

#743

"We're fighting fish tacos today. I like it."

#742

" tehW is now a part of the planet."

#741

"Swine flu was almost as overhyped as No Man's Sky" Uhrm

#740

I enjoy smacking balls around

#739

"if someone wants it, let them have it best they can"

#738

zertime dimentia -tehMorag

#737

"I have little Pikachu hands"

#736

"I've been naked pants-wise for a long time."

#735

"I might be going crazy, but I think my toilet's running."

#734

"How dare you touch me! I'll touch you back!"

#733

"They're biting my nuts with their front teeth! Goddamn nut eaters!"

#732

"I don't have a Kappa to give in the world right now."

#731

"I left on a long jersey with my father"

#730

"I think they did an extremely well job"

#729

"incest is best kept in the family OMGScoots "

#728

"I'll shove anything into my mouth"

#727

"We've only severed his intensity to evil" tehMorag

#726

"We're gonna be selling money on the grey market."

#725

"Can we steal from them now?"

#724

"Can we steal from our mommy and daddy?"

#723

"Have some Cuped tehW / tehCUP "

#722

"Apologizing won't bring back those who have already dieded."

#721

"Obtained the Sand Emerald! Pearl. Jewel jem thingy."

#720

"What the babies is this?!"

#719

"Did I not put it in again wrong?"

#718

"I'm channeling my inner Dio."

#717

"What in the hazy hell, man!"

#716

"You did a sudoku across time and you're feeling this NOW?!"

#715

"Use our harpomogenic field thing!"

#714

"Odds are the Oddish on the slot machine?"

#713

"I can feel the good stuff flowing in already." rareO

#712

"Oh, it spun right into my inventory! Thank you."

#711

"28 is not a number."

#710

"How would a dog do it? How would it do it? Vicious teeth."

#709

"Let's put the hand up the doll's butt."

#708

"Grape jelly! And when I say grape, I mean cherry. Because that's red."

#707

"Okaaaay, someone went and exploded a ketchup box."

#706

"I kinda care about the kid. But do you know who I don't care about? Eric."

#705

"The prep room... What're we prepping, Eric's dead body?"

#704

"I want to go to the trash disposal room so we can dump Eric's goddamn body!"

#703

Zero Time Diligence?

#702

"Zero Time Dilentions"

#701

"I kinda want to kill Eric right now."

#700

"Virtue's Last Virtue"

#699

"Virtue's Last Refuge"

#698

"This is Zero Time Dimension!"

#696

"Do you like it when I throw balls at your face?!"

#695

"tehBot whispers me all the sweet whispers of whispers."

#694

"I'm worthy of the blade! \ RageFace /"

#693

"And not that other person, Kasper. Kasper's eeeevil."

#692

"CLASSS, with two S's"

#691

"I should really go sacrifice Drowzees to the god, here..."

#690

"Number one! Is a Drowzee."

#689

"It's almost the top of the hour"

#688

"I love sexy men"

#687

"meow, meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow"

#686

"As long as we lick the right parts of each other, we turn into toads."

#685

"Blend people to my will"

#684

"Nipple gnomes?"

#683

"What is rigged? When something is... rigged."

#682

"Man, when my friends die, I should really leave them something in their coffin."

#681

"And he evaporates into the air. Good thing we stripped him of all his goodies before he did so"

#680

"We did save right before this boss, right?"

#679

"I had cereal and two yogurt cups this morning!"

#678

"We're fisting our way to the end"

#677

"We're a fisting party. We go around fisting things with our fists."

#676

"Black forest cheese pie"

#675

"Is it a full monk party? It... It is a fisting party."

#674

"They just keep dumping the floor on your body"

#673

"I wonder if Teleport'll take me out through the front side or the back side."

#672

"You make it sound like I'm inexperienced around chests, or something. I'm just gonna grab 'em and do whatever I need to around those chests."

#671

"Wait. 'Perfect strangers'? Thank you for the compliment."

#670

"I'd rather have my legs eaten than to become a vegan vampire."

#669

"In this world, you don't need to bury or cremate the dead. They evaporate."

#668

"It's like, 'You poop from there! I can't eat that! That's nasty.'"

#667

"Squat up and down, get my ass level up"

#666

"We step a lot, it seems."

#665

"I am which that follows Morag."

#664

"We're going to kick the boss's dick up his asshole."

#663

"Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

#662

"Because east is left. Wait, east is right. But east CAN be left."

#661

"Don't I always look pretty for the camera?"

#660

"Rod, open up that hole in the ground!" (in singing voice) tehmorag

#659

"Kasper's always looking confused, though."

#658

"'The site hurts your soul'? Excellent. Good. I'm glad."

#657

"It's MY fault that we killed it quicker!"

#656

"I know he's horny but damn..."

#655

"I'm gonna hit you... and it's gonna be hard"

#654

"I need to get off. Badly."

#653

"I didn't save while saving"

#652

You can't make me blow it anymore.

#651

"Why do you like the mods in the chat?"

#650

"Oh, it farted -TehMorag"

#649

Insane thrusting action. Gotta hit that one.

#648

You can get get oil from olives?

#647

"I'm good with puzzles" tehMorag

#646

"And they'll be played anywhere from an hour to an hour long"

#645

"I did cut my hair. The shaves are all side..."

#644

"come play our porn games. It's good for you!"

#643

"your penis is your pet?"

#642

"# tehDUCKY FIO"

#641

"If starbound doesn't work out yesterday, we're gonna do some monster hunter tomorrow"

#640

"My swimsuit's in another mission. Don't worry. We'll find it."

#639

"Why did someone replace my arms?"

#638

"Analyze my body"

#637

"3:15 MilkJugg24: I'll donate 13 dollars if you beat FF 13 in 5 days like you have it on the calendar EleGiggle"

#636

"Just put a freaking car battery in your backpack!"

#635

"Morag im sorry, i won't be back in a while, a Plessy randomly crashed into my house and hipchecked me FeelsBadMan "

#634

"I'll be your baby girl"

#633

"Gonna shake your nay-nay"

#632

"When I was an old man"-tehMorag

#631

"He hits for nothing"

#630

"We're wasting the music"

#629

"I mounted it!"

#628

"and then we can throw stuff at the cats, and people will be like 'yaaaay!'"

#627

"For 28 months in a month!"

#626

"Smaller is tighter. Ooh."

#625

"It's not available in YOUR Canada?"

#624

"Welcome to the cups"

#623

excuse me just walking my pet / Kappa /╲ ̥___/╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\"

#622

"You bring liquor for the pants to drop"

#621

"I want to play Porn Simulator"

#620

"Drizic is a baby-faced porn star."

#619

"No one wants a box for boxed wine... No one NEEDS a box for boxed wine."

#618

"You don't need to attack anything, just skin them"

#617

"All he needs is one meal a day... But think of how entertaining he could be on TWO meals a day."

#616

"He's not good at video games, and he's so skinny! You have to feed him!"

#615

"I'll take your meat..." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#614

"Crepes are yummy. They're like pastry fruit roll-ups."

#613

"Does anything else tingle when the box squirts in your mouth?"

#612

"You hit me while I was doing it!"

#611

"I've never had iced wine from Nigeria"

#610

"The squirt comes out of the box"

#609

"You useless tits!"

#608

"I was the first kid I bragged to"

#607

"Michael likes being down there..."

#606

"What we get, what we get, what we get-- o-oh, it's a head..."

#605

"I just got white stuff all over me"

#604

"And my back hairs are coming out!"

#603

"My hair's falling out, this sucks."

#602

"virtual novel"

#601

"I could hear the faint sound of her bleeding"

#600

"My fingers scrapped against the floor"

#599

"I'm a monster. \ tehW /"

#598

"It's not gonna matter a difference to me!"

#597

"more-for-mo-gen-tic"

#596

tehW nymnCorn

#595

"It's very important to pick up the stuff you think you lost."

#594

"Could I be me?"

#593

"She told me stories of how he'd fallen in love with a younger man"

#592

"Someone had been driving into her chest"

#591

"There was a roaring in my eyes"

#590

"The cleaning the shampoo emote ( NotLikeThis )"

#589

"My visitor started to swim as the smoke filled the car."

#588

"And 999: 0 Hours 0 Persons 0 Doors"

#587

"2 and 6 is 1"

#586

"Make panties bleed"

#585

"Clover could be Clover Clover"

#584

"Just like my math... Crazy."

#583

"8 + 5 is 13-- 12!!!"

#582

"Incinerate abortion has been shut down"

#581

"Length, girth, lubrication or lack of-- wait"

#580

"I'm gonna piss.. I'm gonna piss off..."

#579

"Homeopathic field thing"

#578

"Homonegetic field"

#577

"Morphomogenic field"

#576

"That's 'your anus' symbol? Hahaaaa."

#575

"Homophogetic field"

#574

"I guess it's kind of a spade, but it looks like a club"

#573

"I don't know why I was thinking that 7 + 6 was 15"

#572

"The real Santa Claus is only red because he murdered black Santa."

#571

"Ship of the Thesaurus"

#570

"I don't like to beat the bush"

#569

"Hermes, herpes, whatever."

#568

"I don't like Santa anymore."

#567

"She HAS to be succubus!"

#566

"The spell between June-pie and Acne were broke"

#565

"June-pie"

#564

"Happy Manada Day!"

#563

"Son of a Bitch! I hate you Cobalt!"

#562

"Scott *beep*yer"

#561

Puzzle Strategy? *sharp inhale* Woofers!

#560

"So, are they all Italian? And are they all fighting over mozzarella?"

#559

"I wanted to do a male stripper"

#558

"My thing looks like a plumbus right now"

#557

"Funky fetish"

#556

"Happy Christmas day! I mean, summer day."

#555

"But pancakes I just can't get behind. They're weird."

#554

"I would swim in thick cream all day long."

#553

"Thanks for playing, you failed!!!"

#552

"Today we learned, today we learned don't get it stuck in there"

#551

"I'd rather have the most inviting face possible." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#550

'!muddr SongOdin => 0m 4s

#549

"PhantomCorps ended up dying after xIronGolemx rejected him... ( tehRIP )"

#548

"I mean, that jello AND the Lunchables? Death was worth it."

#547

"We're just gonna take these candy canes, and put them right in your mouth!"

#546

"!givemoola Avalonstar 1 Pity Moola"

#545

"I'LL GIVE YOU SOME MOOLA!"

#544

Gimme Dat Booty

#543

"I'm just letting you die, it's fine."

#542

"I'm sorry for the button mashing. I'm the wiggle master!"

#541

"I can't see him but I don't know where the hell he is." tehMorag 2016

#540

"I hurt you because I love you. It's simple."

#539

"If the three of us suck at the same time, it'll be fine!"

#538

"This hair rub is nice. That hair rub was amazing."

#537

"I like to (ditto) (ditto) , I like to (ditto) (ditto)

#536

"I'm not using medicine on that THING."

#535

Shit in my head again

#534

"I feel like this is how people become serial killers. Because of LASERS! Too many lasers in their lives!"

#533

"I can play games and still rub this one."

#532

"I'm gonna shoot all of you all"

#531

"!w penticotn"

#530

It's warm but it's still apple juice

#529

"'You would've needed to put it (petroleum jelly) on before you started the dye'... Weeeeeell, shit."

#528

"Anything can happen with hair on your body!"

#527

"With all the leftover bleach I have, I could've dyed my pubic hair at the same time..."

#526

"It is dripping all over the place"

#525

How do I get a second stick out?

#524

"How is Portal unrealistic? Hahahahaha...."

#523

"Mary Poppins had her lambs"

#522

"My least favourite NPC? Santa Claus. tehGRUMP "

#521

"I'll go to the store and buy the facial hair"

#520

"We're gonna cut it or shave it."

#519

Not much for putting things in my mouth. I like to keep my mouth clean. If you know what I'm talking about.

#518

Bye birdie! Good-bye!

#517

"I don't think I have any crabs"

#516

"Come on, get in the hole. Get in the hole!"

#515

"I want tehHAT to die. It doesn't feel like me."

#514

"Welcome to the Anti-Overwatch Retreat!"

#513

"I have no plans on playing Terraria."

#512

"You want a kiss? I've got a sword for ya. Kiss the sword. Hehe..."

#511

"When I say beetle, I mean snake. And when I say snake, I mean worm thing."

#510

"Every sub gets a little duck."

#509

"That's the sound of squeezing a hundred ducks!"

#508

Can i got to war now please?

#507

"He's not one of the smarter cookies in the shed."

#506

"Be the bitch, or be the master."

#505

"You pooperlicious pooper."

#504

"Look at that debris. Oh! It's so hot."

#503

"I've been told it would be right up my alley. We'll see how much of an alley-upper it is."

#502

"Jerky Pope has no eyes... Uh oh."

#501

"I wish I could butthole him..."

#500

"That's what she said... You can make it small if you try hard enough."

#499

"Two dragons, when they love each other deeply... They just do that. It's very intimate, especially when they do it in front of other people."

#498

"'Weakness: Head'... Hehehe"

#497

"I do not need your advert in my face!"

#496

"Go look a dictionary up! Go away!!!"

#495

"I love slicing through them like cheese on a summer day!"

#494

"The last thing I wanna do is drowned."

#493

"If an alligator ate me, I'd be happy with that, too!"

#492

"Get out of here, buttholer!"

#491

"What the hell am I wearing?"

#490

"'Is mayonnaise an instrument'? It is if you put your fist into it."

#489

"SO THEY DO HAVE BUTTHOLES!"

#488

"Jerky Pope, Creator of Buttholes... that sounds so wrong."

#487

"What in the hitbox was that?!"

#486

"Dark Soulars the Sin"

#485

"Jerky Pope doesn't like right hands."

#484

"Put me in the hole..."

#483

"I'm already half barbeque. I'm the jerky pope. You can't be any more barbeque than I already am."

#482

|_)_) nymnCorn

#481

"I like how I can block the lava..."

#480

"These comments are beauty... They are music to my eyes"

#479

You got a butthole, I found it!

#478

"A dallop of hair! I have dallops on my face!!"

#477

"I be no thug though, yo."

#476

"That is some frightening spike dildos."

#475

"Something's poking at me right now... and it's not a finger."

#474

"Challenge #1! Thread the noodle."

#473

"Am I a banana? Only at night."

#472

"I'm here for your salty pleasure."

#471

"It sucks when I eat my food by mistake."

#470

"Am I stoned right now?......I am SO stoned right now!"

#469

"I wanna go in raw with you guys."

#468

"Holy hell! That is some... some tightness."

#467

Okay, not a terrible boss. Okay fire, Ohhh fire, LOTS of fire! What in the fire are you doing to my face!?!

#466

"I'm gonna blow them from up above!"

#465

"I kinda wanna go blow them."

#464

" My iron foreskin is not strong enough. "

#463

Big Crunchy Butt

#462

I'm going down, man

#461

"make this quick and dirty, Put myself lower"

#460

don't hit the hole

#459

Oh my god they're all coming from behind!

#458

"I dont want to fill my mouth too much now"

#457

"oh no....I made my first mess, I made my first mess of teh day"

#456

"We may have added to much cream on here...Maybe."

#455

" I think she was smelling the wood then... "

#454

" I think she was smelling the wood then... "

#453

"Abigail, let me milk you!"

#452

"The liquids are coming out."

#451

"That 19-inch chub, though. Mmm."

#450

"I was trying to get the white stuff out of the cow!"

#449

"Hey, lady. Would you like to see my sword?"

#448

I see my issues in my issues now

#447

♪mmmm mmm m mmmmmm♫

#446

"i like ladies stepping on my face, its my fetish"

#445

I didn't go all the way IN!

#444

"A shark doesn't have a butt, it just has a butthole!"

#443

"Do kangaroos even have butts?"

#442

"suck a duck"

#441

"ill plug it in to make you happy"

#440

I put pizza on you and licked you

#439

"DIE IN A HOLE GAME!! DIE IN A HOLE!!!"

#438

"SriRANCHa"

#437

"Ass catsup. Oh. Ugh... DansGame "

#436

"Ass catsup. Oh. Ugh... DansGame "

#435

"?"

#434

"It squealsh... With sadnesh..."

#433

"Douchebaggery... I mean, debauchery!"

#432

I hate this game... I hate this game!

#431

Nope too much bone. Too much bone for us to handle

#430

I touched the bone and died

#429

"Nothing is deserving in this world! SwiftRage "

#428

"DangleBooooob!"

#427

"My private fun time is Mario Kart."

#426

"I wanna know what's in that hole!"

#425

"HEY, You spit out little sperm"

#424

"Because Kasper's, like, 30 years old!"

#423

"Gotta fatten me up before you eat me!"

#422

"That's a mess down there."

#421

"Wiggle your stick near the top..."

#420

"!whysomuchmariomaker"

#419

"Pass me the mushrooms. Let me eat the mushrooms!"

#418

"The holes are too tempting to go down!"

#417

I can't believe I fell down that hole

#416

"oof, thats a big one"

#415

"I have to go to the whoretent so I can get a new sword to play with"

#414

"Hey it landed right in there."

#413

"Good old cock."

#412

"Who's my favourite dick?"

#411

"I wanna be big on the other side."

#410

"And the milk man just delivered his load" (Jan 1/12/2016) Psychonauts

#409

"The milkman must deliver his load..."

#408

"Mudblood is a crawfish"

#407

"Any parody accounts must be subbed to not be banned from the chat."

#406

" EleGiggle I like breaking people"

#405

"We are coming to the end of the levels time, we should go slow on this part."

#404

Weakness of the bulls" Stuick him with the jabby things

#403

"I love tight fits."

#402

"I always love the 4-ways.. " tehMorag

#401

"I don't think I've ever heard of Lincoln Logs. I could be wrong though. Is it like a home improvement show?"

#400

"I have no idea! Lincoln Logs sound like it could be a show about logging. And making log cabins, or something. I have no idea!"

#399

"I just gotta go fast..."

#398

that guy is gonnna come in my hole

#397

"It's like I went to the zoo and paid for porn."

#396

"Wito eats three people"

#395

"Morag's package is huge PogChamp "

#394

"My last name is… AWW SNAPPY."

#393

"This is not one ride cuz."

#392

"Oh he's big, he's very big"

#391

"Cye-ne-bop (ditto) Du du du du du du"

#390

"i have a hot colorful hole in my chest area"

#389

"I do have a big, hot, colourful hole in my chest area."

#388

"uh oh he can spit hot stuff at us"

#387

"'You should change your shirt, you can see the game in it?' No, that's my colourful breasts. My colourful man breasts. Don't you want to see my colourful man boobies?"

#386

"No, squids with really beefy tentacles. They did not skip tentacle day."

#385

"Im afraid on how I am going to fit it in but im...uh....im afraid about how much I might like it"

#384

"I was beating my own meat, yes. I was beating my meat. Please do not judge, for my meat is raw!"

#383

"I never want to fight ice cream."

#382

Brotha let go a bit too soon rip Brotha

#381

"I wish I was a little bit bigger"

#380

"We want a suck"

#379

"You're not sucking me up are you? Are you sucking or spitting out?"

#378

"Suck that mushroom, suck it well"

#377

"That is a long-ass time you've been following. A long-ass time. A long ass."

#376

"that hole man...that hole's gonna kill me"

#375

"Fifi, let's meld! Let's fuuuuse together."

#374

"That sucks we can't keep them both out at the same time"

#373

"this wood is not very happy...awwww"

#372

"We're gonna make the wood disappear? That's the opposite of what I thought would happen."

#371

"Oh. I lost my entrance."

#370

"My chat experience is full of butts!"

#369

"Hey, Lady Gaga's a Canadian, isn't she?!"

#368

"Abortions make sense!"

#367

"I got white stuff on yours! I got white stuff all over yours, LINK, don't worry."

#366

"I think we have a winner... I think we have a winner guys!"

#365

"oh crap got too much white stuff on here gotta spread it out with my finger"

#364

"Too much white... too much white stuff..."

#363

"Potato sauce-- sorry, tomato sauce.. smells really good, man."

#362

"Btzz Btzz - from morags phone"

#361

"Gotta Finger It Right?"

#360

"Why is Luigi trying to kill me with his Dick?"

#359

"oh good its gone XL size....its gone XL size it seems"

#358

"Make sure we are not overdripping on any of the edges here"

#357

"Don't touch me like that!"

#356

"I welcome all sexual harassment done to the exterior of my clothing on my butt."

#355

"They're looking drippy, yeah a little drippy"

#354

"ohhh thats a drippy one"

#353

"Take out all the wet parts..."

#352

"This will either be tremendous mess or an awesome time"

#351

"Do have something to clean this mess up"

#350

"Frudgie Frugiin!"

#349

"Is the bot trying to kiss you without consent? That's not good."

#348

"This is such a weird mechanic man. You eat a yoshi and get something bigger and better in return"

#347

"I rip for Yoshi."

#346

"I'm really good at throwing it in the hole!"

#345

"only you can eat all the brotatoes in the world"

#344

To be the best you gotta, like, kill yourself.

#343

"okay now this is just too big...I gotta deal with this personally"

#342

Rudolf was a great 'horse' - tehMorag, Christmas Eve 2015

#341

"Going to end starting in 3 hours for gingerbread house making tonight with some guests :D The final final Xmas holiday is kicking in"

#340

"Time to put white stuff all over the house"

#339

"This chimney is mighty stiff"

#338

"that was the wrong hoe to go into"

#337

"To show you some love... Physically, if you know what I mean."

#336

"Just put money up your butt and you will literally shit money, yyyaaayyy!"

#335

'How do you PLAY deez nuts"

#334

I want to beat this man so bad!

#333

"Its all over my fingers now. Its tehRIP. Officially tehRIP " q4tc 2015 (Playing Mario Maker)

#332

That is the second time the gag reflex has helped me swallow. tehMorag Q4TC 2015

#331

"I made a mess"

#330

"Oh God, oh god this feels so weird."

#329

"The consistency of that is BULLSHIT!"

#328

"Oh God its everywhere!!"

#327

"Meat in a cup"

#326

"I suddenly made a mess all over me"

#325

Can basement be up?

#324

"It's just like his penis but it puts stuff in instead of putting it out."

#323

"Do we finally get to figure out whats in the hole?"

#322

My booty is so big.

#321

"Sub babies are 8 months, right? Or is it 9 months?"

#320

"Its so big i cant even see it!"

#319

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/

#318

"Screw your globs of residue!"

#317

"I'm actually not feeling it when I'm feeling it!"

#316

"What the hell is that light of... ball... backwards."

#315

"Even though he's everywhere, he felt right for me."

#314

Why is my boat in the water?

#313

"We were playing Cat Tits."

#311

"Don't slap my breasts around like that!"

#310

"Her chest is out of control when she walks around!"

#309

"I just don't know how to keep it up, man."

#308

"My wood is so close!"

#307

"This is sound effect diarrhea, damnit!"

#306

"'Did you just fist that cup?' NO! ... Yeah."

#305

"I haven't streamed this late since… last night."

#304

"As long as there's a picture of you in there, I will not be lonely at night."

#303

"Game! Throw your RNG into a grinder. Give me what I want!"

#302

"Tablet? Pshh, it's a 'phablet.' With a P."

#301

"Maple is poop."

#300

"I'm talking about actual nummy, nummy pies that grow on bushes."

#299

"Are you not satisfied with the berries of tickling?"

#298

"I have no idea what's even going on right now."

#297

"Are you ready?! Are you ready for this?! ARE YOU READY FOR MY REAL FACE?!?!"

#296

"Keep talking or the tehFUCKY explodes PogChamp "

#295

"Knees are like nipples, they just pop out sometimes"

#294

"'I'll try my hardest to freeze poop'... The hell?"

#293

I thought I died (falls into the abyss)

#292

"That's-a bullshit!"

#291

"It's always interesting to see shunnels-- shit tunnels."

#290

"I'm so wet right now."

#289

"You're not stealing my skin, that's mine!"

#288

"Raccoons are the organized crime of animals."

#287

"Yes, turtles crap out wood for a living. That's their life."

#286

"This leave is ridic"

#285

"The cups mean toast cheers...death oh no" Super Mario Maker 11/7/2015

#284

"Ooh, Goombas! I'll go for dead Goombas."

#283

"You've got a sexy shoe. Give me that sexy shoe! OOoohhh! ... Sexy shoe in my butt!

#282

"I hate trampolines with a goddamn passion, man!"

#281

"Who's my waifu? The Kool-Aid man."

#280

"Sorry, Yoshi. But it's okay! We have your brother here - Yoshi!"

#279

"Who made it?! JAPANESEEEEE!!!"

#278

"What the hell is this?! My head is already burning..."

#277

"macaulay culkin seems like the kinda guy who would smoke smarties" Thedoctor3232

#276

"If I say it louder, it might be funnier."

#275

"I went down the wrong hole."

#274

there not doing anything there just being there

#273

"I'm gonna kill the one in this box, too. Kill them all! They deserve to die."

#272

"It's okay, puppy. You'll soon blow up like the rest of your buds."

#271

"Those fishies, man. Don't wanna be sleeping with 'em."

#270

"I didn't mean to kill that guy"

#269

"I like dem juicy melons. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

#268

"He's not going anywhere near my penis."

#267

"Possum titty?"

#266

"I have no idea what's happening at this point either, I'm just looking for the end of the game."

#265

"I think we're just a little bit dead right now."

#264

"Ok... I think I've touched that butthole already. That's where we were before."

#263

"I feel comfortable around tacos."

#262

"You're the best sound maker I ever made."

#261

"Oh no! We don't know how to put our feet on."

#260

"A dog is dead if a dog is dead, which we're fine with. RIP all the puppies."

#259

"Again, I don't want to die on stream... I don't wanna die on strim."

#258

"Show me your beautiful spoobs! Oh. That sounds a little weird..."

#257

"i think i am WET right now"

#256

"Look at that hot tree. That's a hot tree, right there. Hot."

#255

"I just call my chin my hairy balls... That's terrible."

#254

"'Sans is the best character'? Sans is a poophead!"

#253

Morag is trying to beat Sans without healing items. He obviously is getting dunked on, but you must understand that getting dunked on is Morag's Niche. As a side note, buy your basketballs today! - Openbroadcastingsoftware

#251

"We're about to hit a shitstorm of shit even more."

#250

"If anyone's wondering what the cups mean... The cups mean DETERMINATION!"

#249

"I want to kill you. How do I kill the boatperson?"

#248

"Morag is trying to do this fight with out heals, he might use one, but he is still trying to do it with out"

#247

"I'm determined we'll kill this boss. Determination runs high! We will not falter on our determination!"

#246

"Would I kiss a robot? Yes. Yeeeeees."

#245

"I like the feel of metal against my mouth. That cold aluminium... Feels so good, feels so riiiiight."

#244

"Can you even put fish in fish stew?"

#243

"That's right, wash me. Wash me real good!"

#242

"I can't wait to kill you, you're whinier than I thought."

#241

"Oh, my goodness... My hair's been headphone-ized."

#240

"It's a dog with six legs.... Or a big penis. With four legs."

#239

"Ooooh, that's kinda creepy... That's some Silent Hill shit right there."

#238

"We got hOI'd."

#237

"What?! We need to go die! B-R-B, we need to go die!!"

#236

"I don't need no Sans! I'm a strong, independent Moregg!"

#235

"We have a fork... a big stabbing fork."

#234

"1 is not odd."

#233

"I lost to the AFK person?!"

#232

"Kasper just tried to whip me from a corner. No, Kasper."

#231

"I'm not going to let you lag all over me!"

#230

"If you sub i will skip" " I don't luv you I wuv you"

#229

"Is streaking a part of rioting? I'm good at that."

#228

"I'm gonna F that"

#227

"That's a puppy in a... WHY is there a FLYING PUPPY?"

#226

"I don't like this water it's levels"

#225

"He cannot kill any blocks. This Bowser sucks."

#224

In response to flies being birthed: "How did you get outta there.... so fast."

#223

"pllllluuuuuupppp Thats what I think of that level"

#222

"Let it be skipped and shot through the flying cannon of pancakes!"

#221

"that right, im making love to my burger right now, with my tounge and everything"

#220

"Maybe I like it when water shoots up my pants!"

#219

"thaat hole is not meant to be filled "

#218

"That hole is not meant to be filled "- tehMorag

#217

"a knee is just another nipple"

#216

"Don't put it in the wrong hole!"

#215

"They're shriveling."

#214

"Think about my brothers! It's cold!"

#213

"I am cold, make me warm." Morag to Meachatron during SubTub 400

#212

"I just went around flashing people, it was amazing, I loved it"

#210

"We'll put some more bubbles in here for you."

#209

"AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhh"

#208

"Its Mentos! We have to kill him now!"

#207

"Morag's buffer thing is one of the most stressful emotes"

#206

"This is Terraria"

#205

"Keep rubbing them till you look like you're high"

#204

"I'm trying to go down"

#203

"Old man quit going inside me"

#202

"You ladyface, you go down there.."

#201

"That is do..."

#199

"You go poop somewhere else"

#198

"What makes you the suck police?"

#197

"You can do things with your hands you never knew"

#196

"Who the hell is banging in my house"

#195

"Wow. Morag may have the most fucked up looking W emote I've seen"

#194

"i feel like a drug dealer moving all this honey"

#193

"I am so wet in the crotch right now"

#192

"Dingalings"

#191

"Valve music mutes mods"

#190

"Canadian wasps are just as nice as Canadians; they say I'm sorry after they sting"

#189

"Shove it in there"

#188

"Dick Nipples"

#187

"I attract dicks"

#186

"Did I just Call Myself a Dick Magnet?"

#185

"He peeing and holding crowbar I guess you're dual wielding then"

#184

"We tried so hard and got so far...but in the end, we're still playing Star Wars"

#183

"Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of me playing myself."

#182

"That's a T-Rex. *pauses* T-Rex is eating me alive."

#181

"I'll keep rubbing wherever I have to to make this happen."

#180

"Now THAT is a hot grill on wheels!"

#179

"Yes. I am 16 years old."

#178

"Keep rubbing the horn!"

#177

"Giggity"

#176

"You really like it when I touch your sack"

#175

"Why aren't you happy?! Let me touch your butt more"

#174

"Gotta rub that Adam's apple of his..."

#173

"Sora, please!"

#172

"We're not gonna finish until we're done!"

#171

"Hair lash in my eye"

#170

"The day star is burning my face"

#169

"If it's really that big, send it to me in a private message."

#168

"OH I know what those buttons do now!"

#167

"Oh god it feels so good on my legs!"

#166

"I'm putting it down the hole"

#165

"i don't like that box any more *throws box on the ground* it's sucky"

#164

"Why is my room so small? It's because i live in it"

#163

"I am not Morag, I am Morag's evil twin brother! mehTorag!"

#162

"Why is their so many chickens ... Oh it's chicken HQ"

#161

"You can play with your Wii in the bathroom"

#160

"I am so confuzzle-wuzzled right now"

#159

"Don't text and game at the same time "

#158

"Titty-Tangle-Twister"

#157

"Ice is dumb"

#156

"I must eats the babies!"

#155

"There's power between your legs"

#154

"Let me free! Whatever's holding me down by some uninvisible force, let me go!"

#153

"I wanna see puppies, staggered and dedded"

#152

"OH NO NO NO! WHAT THE HELL? I found the perfect way to fall down."

#151

"STABBY TIEM!"

#150

"I want elephants in space."

#149

"I had to sit in my room, and read those dirty magazines"

#148

"Not my fault. someone put a wall in my way."

#147

"Do you wanna bang..."

#146

"We're not even at the beginning right now... we're just... scouting. Scouting for how we're gonna die."

#145

"I'm saying bitching a lot today"

#144

"Twitch, I'm going to kill you"

#143

"Ooo, It is a yummy Treat!"

#142

"I can make it bigger if you want."

#141

"[...]when i get married with children[...]"

#140

"This isn't Dwarf Fortress"

#139

"To get home to have Raspberry Sundaes and Bacon "

#138

"No tongue action! Especially not on the first date!"

#137

"This is what happens when you play a 1999 game in 2004."

#136

"There is more of the coming of the bunnies!"

#135

"I'm inhaling my own saliva now, i don't like this"

#134

"I keep pressing Q but I'm not winning"

#133

"Oops, I pressed my meteor spell. Just destroyed a whole village."

#132

"I'll say the last bit again.. t u v, w x y and v... wait. Did I mess up there? I think I messed up my brain."

#131

"Ah, the smexy grill spam bots? I miss them *No you don't.* But i do... *No, no you don't"

#130

"It is hard to stay asleep during the stream"

#129

"Oh, this is one of those nights."

#128

"i've been trying to get to hell far to long"

#127

"Ah yes! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS"

#126

"Slower but quicker! Slower but quicker!"

#125

"Son Of A Thing!"

#124

"Guns Are Evil, I'm Canadian"

#123

"There's urns, and then there's ...urns"

#122

"Murderbot!"

#121

"Pop, There is poop sound"

#120

"Rat! Do my bidding! *Squeak squeak* and dead"

#119

"I got the poo all over my ouchies"

#118

"I turned off my computer for 4 mounts"

#117

"OP'ness"

#116

"It's red because you see red, but it's really pink"

#115

"Son of a...little green nipple thing."

#114

"I have been sitting on that the whole time. I feel scummy now."

#113

"Capitalism, HO!"

#112

"I'm going to be rich."

#111

"that aggressive angle"

#110

"If he does not want to update often then I will stalk the crap out of him."

#109

"i did it while i was in the bed this morning"

#108

"I don't know what a piss up is either..."

#107

"Canadian is my first English"

#106

"Oh no I let them touch me!"

#105

"There's a demo for Bad Rats? Don't let it infect your computer then..."

#104

"I wanted it bigger"

#103

"I'm a magic man!"

#102

"Why did i choose Orc? Because Orcs are cool. "

#101

"*Girly Scream* Ah! Its a Bat!"

#100

"Say no to McRibs, just say no"

#99

"I love this game ! .... *enters a room* I HATE THAT GAME"

#98

"Mooooaaaaaaar Goooooooooold"

#97

"You can't touch me! You can't touch me! Uh Oh. You touched me!"

#96

"Le budget toucan", aka <(°)

#95

"Do you guys REALLY want to see my privates?"

#94

"That cake tastes like wax!"

#93

"I like those balls"

#92

"my nipples are growing for some reason"

#91

"You have the anus of a golden god"

#90

"I need the bigger one in there first"

#89

"Dildo don't cry !"

#88

"I WILL BEAT COBALT!"

#87

"That guy has some ideas. He is an engineer! Then the world will all be war and stuff. Kill all the engineers!"

#86

"I can still lick the internet"

#85

"no homo? What if I want the homo?! "

#84

"I don't hate anyone, but Dwiana. I hate her"

#83

"I have a feeling he is in my party completely naked"

#82

"I learned a new word, it makes my vastness of words so much bigger"

#81

"Must say. Watching you guys play this game is much more entertaining than watching kitten tickling videos on YouTube"

#80

"You son of a monkey nipple."

#79

"Screw Bees"

#78

"Here On The Stream I Do Do"

#77

"I dont wanna go anywhere without my pants"

#76

"The balls won't look like balls any more, after I'm done working them."

#75

"It seems that you are DIEING"

#74

"Make love cows.....With a hammer? I can arrange that."

#73

"I Just Ended Up Using My Last Brain"

#72

"I'm like Rayman without the Rayman"

#71

"I'm 14, and I'm a female..."

#70

"I wanna play with a Kitty"

#69

Looking for something?

#68

"I like Cats more than bunnies"

#67

"That mountain is so gonna get boned"

#66

"My ass is definetly not drunk"

#65

"Soon"

#64

"I don’t want to chew, just gonna swallow it all"

#63

"I'm Making My Body Ready For This"

#62

"this gun is the perfect knife"

#61

"I don't like guns that shoot. I like guns that SMACK people. Like a knife... "

#60

"I'm putting my life in the hands of a fish."

#59

"Where's my yummy stuff? I want my yummy stuff!"

#58

"This is how you beat a game guys, seriously, just bang your head against the ground a few times!"

#57

"I have presents! It's definitely not a laser in the face!"

#56

"Woah! Those are definitely not my babies!"

#55

"You Aren't Going To Explode All Over Me You Little Water Baby!"

#54

"Go my Glaive beam, go! Ignite their castle of hatred!"

#53

"Oh my god there's oxygen in the fire room!"

#52

"If you don’t read the rules, you’re gonna have a bad time"

#51

"I don’t know how I lived, but I didn’t."

#50

"MOAR MURDER!"

#49

"I HATE ICE PHYSICS!"

#48

"I might go for all those dirty magazines"

#47

"Awwwwwwwh crap -- sorry... Awwwwwh shit."

#46

"Make your noises for me Kitty"

#45

"Lets get the flock out of here"

#44

"ITS IN MY EYES"

#43

"Pedal faster ,lackeys ,Peddle faster"

#42

"They are hardcore touching each other"

#41

"OHHH NOO You Sonofa BAT GO AWAY"

#40

"Stinky poo all over the place"

#39

"Oh evilness Hows it goin’?"

#38

"Skatole extraordinaire."

#37

"WERE DOIN’ IT FOR THE BALLS"

#36

"All the bandage girl juices...oh god"

#35

"I don't know how I’m not dead.......I’m Dead"

#34

"DAMMIT............DAMMIT......."

#33

"I hate this level because GOD DAMN FANS"

#32

"MOOOAAAARRRR BADGES"

#31

"I'm good i'm good I'm good AAAHHHHHHH"

#30

"Females, they’re a rare breed, but when they’re there they’re there."

#29

"So terrible that i don’t even want to touch you now!"

#28

"When war is on the ground, No-one wins in a cute fight."

#27

"You don't always get what you want, ok fine I'll put the hat on upside down"

#26

"And we're going in"

#25

"I'll try my hardest to freeze poop"

#24

"I stopped saying silly things"

#23

"Is not that you're left out, it's that you're looking in"

#22

"I had almond milk once and i couldn't get the taste out... for like a week"

#21

"If i was growing a beard i won't be allow to because i don't got hair on my chiny chin chins"

#20

"Its all about that streamageddon"

#19

"Because we got rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and wateeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr"

#18

"I'm so slow it’s not even funny"

#17

"Why you troll me game"

#16

"I didn't say that"

#15

"They're all gettin' lazered up."

#14

"Dog what did you do, you better not have peed on the carpet"

#13

"I suck at suction"

#12

"You're gonna have a bad time"

#11

"Hey we got masks in here and we can, um sit on them"

#10

"don't like chat, chats a meanie"

#9

"That's a morag on a morag"

#8

"Morags Canada land super awesome special hullabaloo time"

#7

"Hey look it another...chest, and poop"

#6

"This is like danger in a pot hole waiting to happen"

#5

"I love ponies!"

#4

"Morag... you, you silly"

#3

"Bibles over-rated"

#2

"I’m not saying that’s greed, but that’s not greed"

#1

"Muddr is amazing isn't he"